Top Ten Celebrity Quotes on Sex and Relationships

1. "Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's gentials through his wallet" - Robin Williams
2. "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither!" - Steve Martin
3. "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sec, no matter how bad it it." - Barbara Bush
4. "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholseome things that money can buy." - Tom Clancy
5. "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place" - Billy Crystal
6. "Having sec is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." - Woody Allen
7. " Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." - Rodney Dangerfield
8. "Sex at 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope" - George Burns
9. "Women might be able to fake orgasm. But men can fake whole relationships." - Sharon Stone
10. "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." - Jack Nicholson

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